Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours ?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV ?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat ?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass ?
Wednesday 12 March 2008
Can anyone answer my questions? I need answers....
Posted by Shazzie at 1:09 am
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Yes.
You must be "a public figure".
Typical depictions of heaven seem to indicate a standard-issue toga, but I've no idea. I'm personally not convinced in the whole idea of Heaven.
It's cheaper and more efficient from a production standpoint, round boxes are MUCH harder to make. They would therefore also cost the store (and then the customer) a bit more.
When babies are sleeping well they seem unusually peaceful given how loud they are upon awakening.
Yes, the "hearing" is on the part of the court rather than the defendant.
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The different perspective is interesting.
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Those settings are intending for the heating of other items.
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This question is phrased in a fundamentally flawed way.
"This question is phrased in a fundamentally flawed way".... this was a joke question J, get a sense of humour already :P hehehhee
A joke question should still be expressed in a non-flawed way. In this case, replacing "hemisphere" with "atmosphere" would do the trick.
Bahahhaa ok then :P
Ok, I'm going to answer without looking at anyone elses answers just for amusements sake.
Yes
I believe politics are involved. Even John Lennon is considered to have been murdered.
There is no heaven
It's easier to make square boxes
Yep, that's just a dumb saying. Or maybe because babies look peaceful when they are in fact sleeping.
Yes
Well, you're still IN a tv show. One would also say you are ON a movie screen.
You can see further from the tops of buildings. Other buildings get in the way if you try it from the ground.
I guess because society has strange social rules about nudity.
That setting is good for crumpets.
I never watched that show. Maybe he only studied electromagnetism.
It wasn't about the food, it was about VICTORY!
That's just a dumb question :p.
Lol, I think they were trying to associate "hemi" with "haemo" or however you spell it and "as"(teroid) with "ass". Calling it the atmosphere would wreck this poor attempt. Of course saying asteroids are outside the hemisphere is a horrible abuse of terminology.
LOL @ Ben's comments :)
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